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Poster: Compsurfah_Too Date: May 10, 2007 6:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Q: What did Jerry say to Elvis, the first time they met in heaven?

A: You've got to see the freak your daughter married...


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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 10, 2007 7:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Q: do Deadheads bathe?
A: only if it rains at an outdoor show

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Poster: high flow Date: May 10, 2007 7:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

hey man, check her out. she's got ernie AND bert in a headlock...

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Poster: El Senor Limpio Date: May 10, 2007 6:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Elvis is still alive, don't even make jokes about that. And wrastlin is real.

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Poster: midnight sun Date: May 10, 2007 10:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Q: what did one deadhead say to the other when they came down off acid?

A: this music sounds like shit

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Poster: cush11 Date: May 10, 2007 10:37pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw at that one...

;)

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Poster: midnight sun Date: May 10, 2007 10:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

it's ONLY a joke
:))

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Poster: cush11 Date: May 10, 2007 10:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Just starting this...

http://www.archive.org/iathreads/post-view.php?id=123184

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Poster: cush11 Date: May 10, 2007 10:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

Just starting this...

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Poster: cush11 Date: May 10, 2007 10:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

I know... but was so bad I am truly surprised I didn't tell it...

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Poster: stilldead77 Date: May 11, 2007 3:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

That is my fav joke. But, "..when the weed ran out..."

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Poster: grendelschoice Date: May 11, 2007 6:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

I say, Phil, my dog has no nose.

No nose? How does he smell?

Bloomin' awful!

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Poster: deadmax Date: May 10, 2007 6:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 10, 2007 7:55pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

How many?

[Or did you answer this and I missed it?]

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Poster: JamminJerome Date: May 10, 2007 7:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

None - who needs lightbulbs anyway? After all...

Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right

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Poster: shappyisgr8ful Date: May 10, 2007 7:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

where do you hide your money when a deadhead is in your house?

under the soap!! ouch!!

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: May 10, 2007 7:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

I heard that one only I heard where do you hide your stash!

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Poster: shappyisgr8ful Date: May 10, 2007 7:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

how do you know when a deadhead has been in your house?

hes still there!!

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Poster: shappyisgr8ful Date: May 10, 2007 7:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

how many deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

they don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in busses, parks, and reststops!!

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Poster: JamminJerome Date: May 10, 2007 6:43pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

no jokes, but I got a couple of cartoons

Attachment: cartoon_2003_07_07.gif
Attachment: dead cartoon.gif

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Poster: cush11 Date: May 10, 2007 9:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

I had one on the fridge for years... Showed Jerry at the pearly gates telling St Peter..."What a long strange trip it's been"...

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Poster: amosearle Date: May 11, 2007 7:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Your Grateful Dead jokes...

" OK, we'll send you to see the Grateful Dead, but first, 'CHI CHI' ! "